If you haven't seen video of Antoine Dodson being interviewed by the news regarding the attempted assault on his sister, you must have been living under a rock for the better part of the last year. If you haven't heard the amazing auto-tune of his news interview turned into a hip-hop song, you're even worse off.

My very first set of collar stays were made in honor of this YouTube sensation.
One  collar stay is stamped with "hide your kids" the other "hide your wife".

These come in at 2 3/5" long by 3/8" wide and are hand cut out of 20g sheet metal.